Does my bum look 40 in this?

So here we go folks. There are more than a couple of things that I think are super useful at this time of year, even in this weather, but ...

May I please start be stating that this is My top tip, as opposed to it being Fashion Law.  I will say though, that there is a lot of leathe...

.... when it is ridiculously warm to even mention a jacket.  But, dare I say it, I think I might be done with Summer clothing.  Which is a...